Monday, October 24, 2011

So...everyone's pretty certain the TSA's staffed by hornballs, right?

In case you aren't 100% certain, maybe this will help cement that idea.

Dear TSA goons: Sex work pays better AND is more honorable than working for the TSA. And I've heard it can be a lot more fun. Might want to reconsider your line of work.


Bubblehead Les. said...

Well, they are paid by that "Security" surtax on every ticket, so they do get to screw thousands of passengers a day at $2.50 a pop. So, perhaps we are at the old joke stage: "We KNOW what kind of person you are, we're just haggling over prices."

Mike W. said...

hey, at least sex workers are providing a service that some folks actually want. The TSA, not so much.

Old NFO said...

LOL, agree with Mike... and Les!

Jay G said...

This one caught my attention:

"About six months ago on a flight to NY I checked an old duffel and received a kind note from TSA informing me that the condoms in the bag had expired."

So, not only does the TSA have nothing better to do than comment on our personal items, they're taking time to check expiration dates???

How much do these goonion thugs make per hour, again?

Oleg Volk said...

TSA can't be sex workers in most states due to the laws against bestiality.

Laura said...

LOL, Oleg, you're absolutely right.

Jay - that comment threw me for a loop, as well. seriously, WTF?

NFO, Mike, and Les - seriously.

Someone needs to make the TSA null and void. Pity we don't actually have the power to do that.